A man's dilemma...and you say we don't understand women =P

The three famous words a typical gal would usually say to you when you ask her to decide on something. HOW TRUE. =P hahaha lol... *not referring to you...dear...*

(1) (Whatever)

Men: What to have for dinner?
Women: Whatever…
Men: Why not we have steamboat?
Women: Don't want la, eat steamboat later got pimples in my face.
Men: Alright, why not have Si Chuan cuisine.
Women: Yesterday ate Si Chuan, today eat again?
Men: Hmm….. I suggest we have seafood.
Women: Seafood no good la, later I got diarrhea.
Men: Then what you suggest?
Women: Whatever…

Men : (Banging his testicles left, right and center...*breathes deeply and ask...*

(2) (Anything)

Men: So what should we do now?
Women: Anything.
Men: How about watching movie? Long time we didn't watch movie.
Women: Watching movie no good la, waste time only.
Men: How about we play bowling, do some exercises?
Women: Exercise in such hot day? You not feel tire meh?
Men: Then find a café and have drink.
Women: Drink coffee will affect my sleep.
Men: Then what you suggest?
Women: Anything.

*By this time the man almost want to whack his head to the nearest pillar or vomit blood...while clutching his heart from having a heart attack he asks...*

(3) (You decide)

Men: Then we just go home lo…
Women: You decide
Men: Let take bus, I will accompany you.
Women: Bus is dirty and crowded. Don't want la.
Men: Ok , we will take Taxi.
Women: Not worth it la…. For such a short distance
Men: Alright, then we walk lo. Take a slow walk.
Women: What to walk with empty stomach woh?
Men: Then what you suggest?
Women: You decide
Men: Let's have dinner first.
Women: Whatever….
Men: Eat What?
Women: Anything

now...who's fault is it in the first place? sometimes i can get heart attack by just talking to them. hee hee...:P

hahahahhahahahahahahhaha..... LOL!!!