I'm off up North...way up North.

Many would say when they read my title is that i'm off to Ipoh...again.

Reason? My gal's there. But the problem is that she's back in KL for her exams. So i'm not going to be in Ipoh. Would be in Thailand instead.

Every bit of my sane mind would say stay...and spend the weekend with her. God knows i want it badly as we've not met each other for quite some time...9 days to be exact..heheh...but the longest period since we've met each other 5 months ago.

Oh...talking about it...today's our 5th month anniversary of us getting hooked up. Yay!... and the "best" part is i'm not around to celebrate it.

I hope the part of the place that i'm going would not have any riots, or turmoil...or even worse...bloodshed. Should not la...if not i would be stuck there like a group of my friends who were stranded in Phuket a few months ago...and a friend of mine who got stuck in Bangkok during the riots last week.

But...to my dear...Happy Anniversary. I did not forget...will never forget. hehe...

Hope this 5 months brings lots of joy...lots of bliss...lots of love.

Muaks! :-* X1000000 till you smell smell and caught fire...muahahahahahah...

Should I Choose Beer? or should i choose woman?

While most people will juggle both together, some will give up drinking beer alltogether, some can sneakingly take some beer and woman (hee hee!) and some will just go for beer and junk woman off their lives, there are actually some pointers for you guys to decide. Gals...read closely. This is the official guide to decide who men should choose. hehehe... enjoy.

Each Winner Gets 1 Point.


1. A beer is always wet, a woman isn't.
1 point for beer!

2. Beer is horrible when it is hot.
1 point for women!

3. An ice cold beer satisfies you.
1 point for beer!

4. If you come back home smelling beer, your wife can get angry at you. If you come back home smelling women, your wife will get angry for sure and she might even not talk to you again.
Draw! (well it depends on your point of view...hahahaha)

5. 10 beers in a night and then you can't drive. 10 women in one night and you don't have to drive anywhere!
1 point for women! (and i salute the men who did just that!)

6. The older beer is, the better.
1 point for beer!

7. Many beers can make you see UFO's. Many women can make you see God!
1 point for women!

8. If you ask yourself how the next woman will be, you're normal. If you ask yourself how the next beer will be, you're alcoholic.
1 point for women!

9. Removing the sticker off a beer is fun, but removing women's underwear is much better!
1 point for women!

10. For a beer you pay taxes.
1 point for women!

11. If you take a second beer, the first one doesn't get angry.
1 point for beer!

12. You can always be sure that you're the first one "opening" a beer.
1 point for beer!

13. If you shake a beer, after a while it calms down by itself.
1 point for beer!

14. You know exactly how much a beer costs.
1 point for beer!

15. A beer doesn't have a mother.
1 point for beer!

16. You can do it if you want, but beer won't ask you to hug her for half an hour after.
1 point for beer!

FINAL SCORE: Beer beats women. (9 to 6) Yayyyyyy!

But then hor....

If you're a women and are getting angry reading this post, think that a beer wouldn't.
Another point for beer! Final score: 10 to 6.


hahahaha....

anyway, credits to angela for the tasty pasta (honest!) and bringing us to the cheapest beer on sale in Klang Valley...hehehe...at least we found something new about your classmate :P