While most people will juggle both together, some will give up drinking beer alltogether, some can sneakingly take some beer and woman (hee hee!) and some will just go for beer and junk woman off their lives, there are actually some pointers for you guys to decide. Gals...read closely. This is the official guide to decide who men should choose. hehehe... enjoy.
Each Winner Gets 1 Point.
1. A beer is always wet, a woman isn't.
1 point for beer!
2. Beer is horrible when it is hot.
1 point for women!
3. An ice cold beer satisfies you.
1 point for beer!
4. If you come back home smelling beer, your wife can get angry at you. If you come back home smelling women, your wife will get angry for sure and she might even not talk to you again.
Draw! (well it depends on your point of view...hahahaha)
5. 10 beers in a night and then you can't drive. 10 women in one night and you don't have to drive anywhere!
1 point for women! (and i salute the men who did just that!)
6. The older beer is, the better.
1 point for beer!
7. Many beers can make you see UFO's. Many women can make you see God!
1 point for women!
8. If you ask yourself how the next woman will be, you're normal. If you ask yourself how the next beer will be, you're alcoholic.
1 point for women!
9. Removing the sticker off a beer is fun, but removing women's underwear is much better!
1 point for women!
10. For a beer you pay taxes.
1 point for women!
11. If you take a second beer, the first one doesn't get angry.
1 point for beer!
12. You can always be sure that you're the first one "opening" a beer.
1 point for beer!
13. If you shake a beer, after a while it calms down by itself.
1 point for beer!
14. You know exactly how much a beer costs.
1 point for beer!
15. A beer doesn't have a mother.
1 point for beer!
16. You can do it if you want, but beer won't ask you to hug her for half an hour after.
1 point for beer!
FINAL SCORE: Beer beats women. (9 to 6) Yayyyyyy!
But then hor....
If you're a women and are getting angry reading this post, think that a beer wouldn't.
Another point for beer! Final score: 10 to 6.
hahahaha....
anyway, credits to angela for the tasty pasta (honest!) and bringing us to the cheapest beer on sale in Klang Valley...hehehe...at least we found something new about your classmate :P
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OMG... I was laughing all the way through.. The facts are so so true! Love the last one! :P
ReplyDeleteEy, Mable contributed as well lah.. Thanks for Prego! We just mix everything together! And yes, I found "the pot of gold" on PeeJay, didn't I? And this "pot of gold" has a "tiger" on it, double the treat! :P Thanks for the beer-s... Would have gone for more, should I didn't have interview the next day! :P Don't worry, I am sure I won't be leaving PeeJay anytime soon, and I don't think the "Pot of gold" is going anywhere soon either! haha!
BEER FTW!
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